This is meant to be fanfic and not intended to infringe on anyone's copyright.  Sabrina, Tabitha, Sabrina's parents, ect. Copyright Eric Schwartz.  Zig-Zag copyright Malcolm Earl (Max Blackrabbit).  I'm not sure who Sheila Vixen or Dark Katt are copyright to.

Sabrina Online goes to Sierra Leone

A nightmare road trip by Roz Gibson

Strip 1.

Tina Lynx looking at computer worried, Zig-Zag walking past in background

Tina: Hmm..

Zig: What’s up?

Close on Tina.

Tina: These sales figures are pretty bad, boss.

We’re being murdered by that new studio in Thailand.

Close on Zig-Zag being thoughtful.

Tina (off-stage): We’ve got to find a way to bring

In more subscribers and DVD sales, something

radically different.

Zig: Different, eh?

Close on Sabrina at monitor, looking startled/worried.

            Zig (Off-stage): Exotic location shoot!!

            Sabrina (thinking): Uh oh!

Strip 2.

Zig-Zag rushes into Sabrina’s room and hugs her.

            Zig: Ready to go on a vacation?

            Sabrina: With you?  No way!

Close on Sabrina pushing Zig-Zag away.

            Sabrina: I remember what happened LAST time we went on a trip!

            Zig-zag: Aww… this time it will be different, I promise!

Another shot of them both, Sabrina’s arms crossed.

            Sabrina: How?

            Zig: Everyone else will be with us, for one thing

            I won’t get as…um.. lonely as I got during our trip!

Same shot, Zig-Zag touching her face where Sabrina hit her (previous storyline).

            Sabrina: Any other another reason?

            Zig: My eye still smarts from our last trip!

Strip 3.

Tina, Zig-zag, Darke Katt and Sabrina looking and travel brocures.

            Tina: France?

            Sabrina: How about Alaska?

            Zig-Zag: Hmm… Alaska… I can see some ‘trapped in a snow-bound cabin’

            Storylines there…

Close on Darke Katt holding up a brocure.

            Darke: Sierra Leone!

Shot of Zig-zag, Sabrina and Darke Katt.

            Sabrina: Are you nuts??!  They’ve been having a civil war there for years!

            Darke Katt: I got a relative who owns a travel agency and can get us a deal.

            Zig-Zag: How much of a deal?

Dark talking, Sabrina tries walking off, Zig-Zag grabs her.

Darke Katt: Let’s put it this way… France… $10,000 for everyone, Alaska, $8,500 for everyone, Thailand, $25,000 for everyone.  Sierra Leone, $100 per body.

Sabrina: I’m outta here—

Strip 4.

Sabrina showing up with suitcase, Zig-Zag packing.

            Sabrina: I can’t believe I let you talk me into this!

            Zig-Zag: That location shoot bonus I threw in helped, I’m sure.

Sabrina looks embaressed.

            Sabrina: Well… yeah… and I’ve always wanted to get out of the US

Zig-zag still packing while Sabrina talks.

Sabrina: Think I could get away to go on a safari?  I grew up watching Wild Kingdom and always wanted to go on an African safari.

Zig: Wild Kingdom… I wonder if I could get the rights to use that as a title?  Or maybe something like Wyld Kingdom?

Sheila Vixen walks in holding up a huge bottle of lube and sex toy.

Sheila: Boss? I can’t fit everything in my suitcase!  And do you know if lube is still banned by TSA or did they lift that?

Sabrina: Remind me not to stand in line with you when we go through customs…

Strip 5.

Sabrina arrives at the airline check in dragging Tabitha by the hand.  Everyone is surprised.

            Tabitha: Zig-zag!! I’m goin’ with you!!

            Zig-zag: So what’s going on here, Kiddo?

Close on Sabrina and Tabitha.

Sabrina: My mom heard I was going on a trip and thought if I had to babysit I’d cancel my plans.  You should have seen the look on her face when I said I’d just take Tabitha with me.

Zig-zag grinning at Sabrina, Sabrina still mad, Tabitha running off-stage.

            Zig: Bet she was surprised you called her bluff!

            Sabrina: Umm… not really.  She began laughing hysterically.

Sabrina and Zig-Zag looking off-screen where Tabitha ran.

            Airport announcer: Security to international terminal 2

            Zig-zag: I have a sudden insight to your mom’s genius.

Strip 6.

Them in the plane at gate, Tabitha bouncing up and down., Sabrina struggling with the buckle.

            Tabitha: Sabina!! We goin’ up up UP!!

Sabrina(thinking): A 12 hour flight to Europe, 4 hour layover in Hamburg, 7 hour flight to Sierra Leone.  Piece of cake.

Closer on Sabrina.

Sabrina (thinking): Hopefully I can sleep for a while, and at least I brought my laptop so I can PM R.C.

Watching other people taking their seats on the plane.

Sabrina (thinking): I just hope I don’t get stuck next to someone who weighs 500 pounds, but it was either that or have Zig-Zag molesting me for 12 hours.

Suspicious-looking Arab camel in full garb sits down next to her.

Sabrina (thinking): Suddenly being groped by Zig-Zag for 12 hours is looking a lot more appealing..

Strip 7.

Sabrina standing in aisle of plane, talking with Darke Katt and Sheila Vixen.

Sabrina:  Maybe I should I tell the stewardess or something?  He’s making me real nervous.

Camel reading Koran very intently, Tabitha looking out the window w/clueless expression.

            Sabrina (off-stage): He’s been reading and praying for the past 5 hours straight.

Dark Katt and Sheila looking angry and dissipointed, Sabrina embaressed.

Darke: Geeze, I never thought YOU of all people would be so prejudiced! Maybe you should just go put on a white robe or something.

Sheila: Yeah, like, you should really be more tolerant!  It’s people like you that make the terrorists win!

Close on Sabrina.

            Sabrina (thinking): Maybe they’re right… God, I’m so embaressed…

Arriving back at her seat, surprised that the Arab camel is gone.

            Sabrina: Where did he go?

Tabitha: Miss Zig-Zag came by and said she was going to show him how to join the Mile-High club!!

Sabrina (thinking): Oh man!

Tabitha: I wanna join too!!

Strip 8.

Sabrina and group on run-down airport tarmac in Sierra Leone.

            Zig-Zag: Okay gang, we’re here! 

Heading towards shabby building with “customs” sign on it, Sheila looking unhappy.

            Sheila: Where you really able to find a Hilton in this place?

            Zig: Umm…

Huge dangerous-looking black panther looking through suitcases, Zig-zag chatting with Sheila.

            Zig: Well, the hotel deal we got didn’t really specify—

Panther holds out huge dildo with various other devices sticking out from it.

            Panther: Smuggling weapons!!

            Sheila, Sabrina and Darke looking startled (all thinking): Uh oh!

Strip 9.

Close on Zig-Zag making up to the Panther.

Zig: I’m sure there’s something I can do to convince you we’re not smuggling anything.

Panther: Well, I must talk to supervisor.

Zig: Let’s go then!

Long line of people waiting to get into the supervisor’s office, Sabrina and group waiting around.

            Darke Katt: How long does it take to bribe someone?!

Sabrina: It looks like she’s bribing every official in the country all at once to get it out of the way.

Darkness outside, a very disheveled Zig-zag staggers out of the office.

            Zig: Okay group, lets move out!

            Sabrina: You okay?

            Zig: Let’s just say I won’t need to eat or sit down for a while…

Strip 10:

 Outside shot of very seedy hotel in a slum, Sheila Vixen’s silhouette in a window.

            Sheila: This is horrible!  No bidet!  Not even a toilet!!

Inside the room, Sabrina looking at mosquito netting dubiously, Tabitha running around with a chamber pot on her head.

            Tabitha: Look at me!! I have a helmet!!

            Sabrina: What’s this stuff for?

Close on Zig-Zag on the bed.

            Zig: Well, the guy at the airport did mention something—

Sabrina suddenly covered with mosquitoes.

            Zig-zag (off-stage): about malarial mosquitoes.

Sabrina zips under bed covers with Zig-zag.

            Zig: See?  You DO want to share a bed with me after all!

Strip 11:

Everyone in a local outdoor market the next day.

            Zig-zag: Okay people, we need to find a native guide!

Close on Sabrina and Zig-zag.

            Sabrina: I thought you’d already worked this out before we came!

Zig: Yeah, well, he never showed up.  This is much better, though, look at all this local color!

Sabrina grossed out by a table of dead monkeys and antelopes.

            Sabrina: This is a little too colorful for me.

Tabitha running up with the head of a gorilla buzzing with flies.

            Tabitha: Sabeeena!!  Look what I just bought!  I can pretend to be King Kong!

            Sabrina (screaming): You take that back right now!!

Strip 12.

Zig-Zag and Sabrina looking at line-up of shabby-looking native guides.

            Sabrina: Do any of them speak English?

            Zig: Oh, it doesn’t matter!

Zig-zag shoving the line of guides into a doorway.

            Zig: I just need to do my ‘private interview’ with them to pick the best one.

            Sabrina (slapping forehead): Why do I even bother asking?

Sabrina leaning on closed door w/disgusted expression.

Zig-zag sticks her head out of door.

            Zig: Sheila!! I forgot my interview helper!

Sheila Vixen walks past Sabrina carrying a yardstick with marks on it that read “no way,” “maybe” and “you’re hired!!”  Sabrina rolls her eyes.

Strip 13.

Native guide (zebra) staggering under a massive load of suitcases and film equipment.

            Sabrina: Where to now?

            Zig: Now we scout locations.

Close on Sabrina.

            Sabrina: I suppose it was too much to hope that had been done ahead of time.

Guide dumps stuff into beat-up Land Rover that looks like it’s from the 1960’s. Other group members look dubious.

            Zig: Aww, where’s your sense of adventure?

All four tires of the Rover deflate under the weight.  Tabitha comes running up with two severed gorilla hands.

            Sabrina: I think I left that behind in the US.

            Tabitha: Sabbiiinnnaa!!!

Strip 14.

Gang crammed in packed Rover on a jungle logging road.        

Roadside bushmeat dealers shoving dead monkeys at them.  Sabrina grossed out, Tabitha still has gorilla hands.

            Sabrina: They must really hate monkeys here.

Close on Darke Katt.

            Darke: It’s called “bush meat.”  Everyone around here eats it.

Zig-Zag looking lasciviously at some natives, Sabrina angry with arms crossed.

            Zig: I can see some ‘bush meat’ I’d be interested in tasting!

            Sabrina: Keep your mind on business!

            Zig: Who says I’m not?

Strip 15.

Rover approaches a road block with armed locals.

            Native guide: Uh oh… bad news here… Rebels want big toll to let you through.

Zig-Zag sashaying towards roadblock.

            Zig: I think this calls for my ‘special’ powers of negotiating…

Long line of armed rebels and bushmeat dealers (still holding dead animals) leading into the brush.  Sabrina and gang sitting on Range Rover looking bored.

After dark.  Zig-Zag emerges from the brush looking even more disheveled than before, w/pain lines coming out of her backside.

            Zig: I hope there aren’t any more of these roadblocks.

            Native Guide: You kidding?  Now there be a roadblock every mile!

Strip 16.

Rover stopped at another roadblock, another line of militia members and various other locals leading into the brush.

            Sabrina: This is the 5^th one so far today!

            Darke Katt: Yeah, we’re going nowhere fast, for sure.

Silent panel of them (Sabrina, Sheila, Darke and Tabitha) watching the line pass by.

Same shot, line moved a little.

Same shot, line moved a little more.

            Darke: Maybe you could help Zig out a bit, Sheila, and cut some time off this.

            Sheila (whirling around shocked.): No way!!

Strip 17. 

Range Rover still stopped at the roadblock.  Tabitha jumps off the truck.

            Tabitha (thinking): This is boring!

Wanders into threatening-looking jungle.

Close on Tabitha, looking at something off-stage.

            Tabitha: Ohh, a kitty!!

Close on Sabrina startled, lion roaring off-stage.

            Sabrina (thinking): Why do I suddenly have this bad feeling?

Strip 18.

Sabrina sees lion in the jungle with Tabitha’s bow hanging out of it’s mouth.

            Sabrina: Augghh!!

Runs back to roadblock. Zig-Zag is back, looking even more beat-up than the previous day.

Sabrina grabs Zig by the arms and shakes her violently.

            Sabrina: A lion just ate my little sister!!

Darke Katt comes into shot, Sabrina freezes.

Darke: Well look at it this way… you don’t have to worry about your mom hitting you with babysitting duty at awkward times again.

Sabrina (screaming): Augghh!!

Strip 19.

Range Rover driving down logging road.

            Sabrina: I can’t believe a lion ate Tabitha!  What am I going to tell mom and dad?

Another roadblock w/more armed rebels comes into view.

            Darke Katt: Here we go again.

            Zig-Zag: Oh no!

Close on Zig-Zag.

Zig: If I do another one of those roadblocks, and I’m going to end up more stretched out than a 10 year-old pair of pantyhose.

Zig-Zag dragging Sabrina into the jungle, others following.

            Sabrina: What are you doing?!  That lion is still out there!

            Zig: At this point I’ll deal with the lion!  I have to look out for my figure.

Strip 20.

The group in the middle of a jungle clearing, Sabrina sitting on a rock looking disgusted.

            Sabrina: I hope you’re happy!  Now we’re totally lost.

Close on Sabrina and Zig-Zag.

            Zig: Cheer up!  Things could be a lot worse!

It suddenly starts pouring rain.

Armed rebels appear out of the jungle.

            Sabrina: You were saying?

Strip 21:

Group being herded through the jungle at gun point.  It’s stopped raining.

            Dark Katt: Oh this is just great!!

Closer on Sheila and Zig-Zag.

            Sheila: This group doesn’t seem interested in getting any kind of bribe.

Zig-Zag: Don’t worry!  I’ve seen enough movies to know what happens next.  You think we’re in trouble, but the natives are actually going to worship one of us as a God!

Close on one of the rebels approaching them with a coil of rope.

Everyone tied up against trees while Rebels set up camp.

            Sabrina: What movie was that?  Deliverance?

Strip 22:

Close up of shouting rebel (black panther).

            Rebel: Siafu!!

Camp in pandemonium, rebels running everywhere, Sabrina and group confused.

            Rebels (screaming): Siafu!!  Siafu!!

Close on Sabrina (still tied to tree).

            Sabrina:  What’s going on? What’s—

Very close of Sabrina looking cross-eyed at army ant on her nose.

            Sabrina: --“siafu?”

Strip 23:

Rebels running off into the brush, screaming “Siafu!!”

Close on Sabrina and ZigZag.

            Sabrina: We’re going to being eaten by army ants!!  Do something!

ZigZag (with a funny expression.) Whoo! Next time I come here, remind me to wear underpants!

Sheila Vixen screaming off-stage.

            Sabrina: What’s happening?

ZigZag (looking more interested than horrified): The army ants are having some trouble with Sheila’s fake boobs.  Silicone is pretty tough.

Strip 24:

Gunshots and screams coming out of the brush.

            Sabrina: Now what?!

Rebels run past them yelling, Sheila being eaten in BG.

            Zigzag: We’re saved!!

Government troops w/guns arrive through the brush.  In BG you can see Sheila’s skeleton with fake boobs still visible.

Them being marched through the jungle at gunpoint.

            Sabrina: Didn't we just do this?

Strip 25:

Sabrina, ZigZag, Darke Katt and native guide working at slave labor diamond mine being watched by guards.  Sign nearby says "Blood Diamond Mine."

            Sabrina: Remind me again why I agreed to go on this trip?

Strip 26:

Sabrina finds huge diamond while digging.

            Sabrina: Whoa!

Whispering to ZigZag.

            Sabrina: Zig!  Look at this!

Zigzag and Sabrina looking at diamond.

            ZigZag: That would cover all our expenses and replace the lost equipment!

            Sabrina: How can we get it past the guards?

Zigzag holding up diamond and looking sly.

            Zigzag: Don't worry!  I have a super-secret hiding place…

            Sabrina (rolling eyes): I don't think THAT particular hiding place is a secret!

Strip 27:

Gunshots off-stage, guards running off, captives looking up from diamond pit..

            Darke Katt: The rebels are attacking!

Sabrina running off into jungle, Darke Katt and native guide running after Sabrina.

Sabrina: I’m getting the heck out of here!!/ I’d rather face the army ants again!

            Darke: Wait up!

Zig-Zag comes puffing up.

            Zig: Slow down, guys!

            Darke Katt: Hurry up!/  Why are you going so slow?

Zig: My hiding place for that diamond isn't too secure while I'm upright, if you get my drift.

Strip 28.

Them in jungle, looking around nervously.

            Sabrina: It's awfully quiet here.  /I thought jungles were supposed to be noisy.

Close on native guide.

            Guide: Lots of market hunters—get bushmeat for the mine/ Kill most big animals.

Sabrina caught in a snare.

            Sabrina: Yeee!!!

The others standing around Sabrina dangling from snare.

            Darke Katt: Case in point….

Strip 29:

Sabrina dangling from snare.

            Sabrina: Help!!

Jamie Goodfall (species?  Maybe a lioness?) dressed in field research clothing, coming out of bushes.

            Jamie: Well well!/ looks like the poachers caught something new this time!

 Jamie Goodfall standing under Sabrina, who is still hanging from the tree.

            Sabrina: Get me down!

Jamie Goodfall: Just a minute, dearie. / You're trespassing on a private reserve./ Now I'm willing to overlook that, if you and your friends will do a little job for me

Close on Sabrina (still upside down)  looking alarmed, Zig-Zag in BG.

            Zig-Zag: Oh sure!  We'll do anything!

Strip 30:

Jamie handing them all note pads, everyone looks confused.

Jamie: I’m delighted to see you all/ this civil war has cost me most of my field researchers.

Handing native guide a small airhorn.

Jamie Goodfall: Now the chimp  group you're going to study has been known to attack researchers and chew off their genitals, so if they get cranky, just use this.

Handing Darke Katt a camera.

Jamie Goodfall: Your study group are cannibals, so if you see them doing anything interesting, get pictures and note the time and location./ and don't let them get a taste of you.

Jamie Goodfall motioning to Sabrina and Zig-Zag to follow her.

            Jamie Goodfall: You two girls come with me to study the main group.

            Sabrina: And what behavior do they do?/ Suicide bombing?

Strip 31:

 Sabrina dodging shit being thrown by one of the chimps, Zig-zag intently watching two chimps (with goofy expressions) having sex and franticly scribbling notes, Jamie Goodfall watching two chimps eating each other's bugs and smiling beatifically.

            Sabrina thinking: And to think I wanted to work at a zoo when I was a little girl!

Strip 32:

Sabrina, Zig-Zag, Sabrina and Native Guide in hut.  Sabrina still scribbling notes by light of a small lamp, exhausted.  Everyone else is in bed.

Darke Katt (covering eyes from bed): Aren't you done yet?/ it's 3 AM!

Close on Sabrina writing.

Sabrina: If I don't get these field notes done tonight she'll make me watch the group that eats its own shit, and then get's cranky if they don't see you doing the same thing.

Darke Katt angry in bed.

            Darke: That diamond mine is starting to look mighty attractive…

Gunshots suddenly coming from outside the hut.

            Zig-zag: Speak of the devil…

Strip 33:

Sabrina looking out the cabin window, seeing Jamie Goodfall standing outside with her arms raised, chimps running around her and screaming.

            Jamie Goodfall: Attack, my beauties!! / Attack!!

Sabrina and group sneaking out of the hut in BG, an insane Jamie Goodfall in foreground shrieking orders at her chimp minions.

Raging battle between chimps and rebels in BG as Sabrina and group flee into dark jungle.

            Sabrina thinking: Another thing to put on my resume`-- field researcher!

Strip 34:

Them in jungle.

Sabrina: How come no matter what I do here, I seem to end up in the middle of the jungle?

Them walking past dead gorillas.

            Darke Katt: Oh God, are those dead gorillas?/  Gross!!

Zig-Zag sniffing the air. 

            Zig: I smell a BBQ!

They find a native hunting camp where they're cooking a gorilla.

            Sabrina: Ms. Goodfall ain't gonna be happy about this.

Strip 35:

Them hauling loads of equipment and dead gorillas through the raining jungle with hunters.

            Zig-Zag: It was really nice of them to offer to take us to their village.

Close on Darke Katt carrying dead gorilla covered with flies.

            Darke Katt: Tell them how grateful I am/ this gorilla is kind of ripe.

Sabrina close to sick-looking native.

            Sabrina: This guy doesn't look too great either….

Native suddenly vomits blood, Sabrina is horrified.

            Sabrina thinking: Oh, this is not good!!

Strip 36:

Natives are collapsing and bleeding out.

            Sabrina: What's happening?!

Close on Darke Katt.

            Darke: Those damn gorillas must've died from Ebola! / Let's get out of here!!

Zig-Zag holding a cloth to her nose, which is pouring blood.

            Zig: Hang on here—I have a bit of a bloody nose..

Sabrina runs off alone screaming.

Strip 37:

Sabrina on dirt road surrounded by ragged refugees.

            Sabrina thinking: Things have to be looking up now..

Close on Sabrina.

            Sabrina thinking: Sure, Tabitha got eaten by a lion, and Sheila got eaten by army ants, and Zig-Zag got Ebola, and I don't know what happened to Darke Katt, but at least I'm finally headed towards civilization.

Sabrina passing some foreign relief workers.

            Relief worker (looking at Sabrina):  Man, that's one of the healthiest looking refugees I've ever seen!

Strip 38:

Rebels with guns stopping Sabrina and screaming at her.

            Sabrina: What's wrong?!

Relief worker comes over to them.

            Relief worker: That's one of the religious police./  He says you better put on some pants or you'll be stoned for blasphemy.

            Sabrina: What am I supposed to do?! / I don't have any other clothes!

Relief worker rummages around in their truck.

            Worker: I think I have just the thing—

Sabrina in native African skirt.

            Sabrina thinking: This doesn't really go with my shirt…

Strip 39:

Sabrina walking through ruined city.

            Sabrina thinking: I finally manage to find a city, and there doesn't seem to be anyone around/  At least that relief worker was able to point me to the US Embassy.

Rebels suddenly appear in buildings and begin shooting at unseen foes, Sabrina jumps into the air and screams.

Sabrina running away in background, news crew filming the battle in foreground.

            Newscaster (to cameraman): You getting all this?

Strip 40:

Sabrina's parents sitting on couch with CNN on TV, seeing Sabrina running around screaming during the gun battle.

            Father: Where exactly did Sabrina say she was going on that work trip?

Mother (reading magazine and not really paying attention to the TV): I don't remember….I think she said something about the Sierras…

Strip 41: 

Sabrina stuck in building doorway while gun battle is happening.

            Sabrina: (pant pant)  Now what?

News crew pulls up in jeep in front of her.

            Newscaster (motioning to her): Come on!

Sabrina in Jeep.

            Sabrina: Thank God!  Can you—

Newscaster: We need you to do a re-take of that screaming run through the gun battle./ The network loved it!!

Close on Sabrina screaming at newscaster.

            Sabrina: You take me to the US Embassy right now before someone gets hurt!!

Strip 42:

Sabrina standing outside the US Embassy while news crew drives off.

             Newscaster: Dumb bitch.

Sabrina yelling after them.

            Sabrina: I heard that!!

Sabrina turning away, disgruntled.

            Sabrina thinking: You just wait and see if I ever watch CNN again!

Strip 43:

Guards blocking Sabrina from Embassy gate.

            Guard: No one allowed inside.

            Sabrina: I'm a US Citizen!

Guard snickering at her native skirt.

            Guard: Yeah, right, in that get-up!

Sabrina takes off skirt and holds it up for the guards to see.

            Sabrina: This isn't mine!!

Close on Sabrina's shocked face.

Zig-Zag (off-stage): If you're gonna take off your clothes, at least let me get a camera!

Strip 44:

Sabrina facing Zig-Zag and Darke Katt.

            Sabrina: What happened?!/  I thought—

Darke Katt: Oh, well, it turns out it was Ebola Marburg, and that only has a 50 percent mortality rate

Zig-Zag: You're not going to get rid of me that easily!

Sabrina turns to embassy gate.

            Sabrina: They won't let us in!

Zig-Zag holding up smuggled diamond from diamond mine.

            Zig: Oh, I think they will!

            Sabrina thinking: That looks a lot cleaner than I thought it would…

Strip 45:

            Sabrina, Zig-zag & Darke Katt sitting in embassy being interviewed by embassy workers.

Embassy worker: So let me get this straight—you claim you're American citizens, but you have no papers, passports and you're all dressed like the locals.

Sabrina holding out hands.

Sabrina: We told you want happened!!  Everything we had was taken by the rebels!

Another embassy worker, standing behind the first one.

Worker:  Listen—the only records we have of any Americans stupid enough to come here is a group of idiot filmmakers from some place called "Double Z."

1^st Embassy worker (looking at paper): You couldn't be them.  It says here there were five of them, including a kid.

Sabrina begins bawling really loudly.  Workers look discomforted.

            Worker: Umm…we'll check if your records are in the system…

Strip 46:

Embassy worker leading them through halls.

Worker: Sorry about the mix-up/ you understand we have swarms of economic refugees trying for a visa.

Sabrina: Oh gee, you're kidding?/ You mean people want to leave this place?/ I never would've guessed.

A rock crashes through the window and hits Sabrina on the head, knocking her to the floor.

Zig-Zag stands over her, looking down and vaguely concerned.  Sabrina is punch-drunk but sort of awake.

            Darke Katt: Well, that was ironic!

Page 47:

Zig-Zag kneeling on floor next to Sabrina, who has a hand on her head.

            Zig:  You okay, kid?

            Sabrina: Anyone get the number of that truck?

More rocks come flying through the window, Darke Katt jumps back with a screech.

Embassy worker looking out window.

            Worker: They've broken through the gate!/  We have to get out of there!

Zig-Zag running down hall carrying Sabrina over her shoulder.

            Sabrina (yelling); Put me down!!

            Zig: No way!  / I've been wanting to carry you over the threshold for years!

Page 48:

The three of them running through the embassy, along with other embassy workers.  Gunshots in background.

            Embassy worker: The rebels are attacking the embassy!  Everyone out!!

Close on Embassy workers running w/bullets flying around them.

Worker (angrily to fellow worker):  "Let's sell weapons to the rebels AND the government!" You said "Then they'll wipe each other out and we can set up the new government!"  You said

 Worker 2: Oh shut up!

Page 49:

Sabrina in doorway with embassy worker, who is shooting at the rebels.

Sabrina: What's going on?!/ What's the hold-up?

Worker: I don't know, ma'am. / Some problem with the chopper maybe?

Closer on angry Darke Katt, looking up with/arms crossed.

            Katt: No problem with the chopper.

Same shot, Sabrina appearing in shot and looking up with a shocked expression.

            Katt: There's the problem!

Zig-Zag halfway up the ladder to the helicopter, all the male embassy workers crowded around the ladder w/eager expressions so they can look up her skirt.

            Sabrina screaming: Zig-Zag get into that damn helicopter now!!/ I want out of here!

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Long shot on the TV of Sabrina, Zig-Zag, Darke Katt and some Embassy workers getting onto helicopter on rooftop ala` the Vietnam evacuation. Sabrina's parents watching from their livingroom.

Mother: That girl better have brought us back some photographs.

            Father: Umm, wasn't Tabitha supposed to be with her?

End